Golden Gate Quartet Stalin Wasn't Stallin'
[Chorus]
Stalin wasn't stallin'
When he told the beast of Berlin
That they'd never rest contented
Till they had driven him from the land
So he called the Yanks and English
And proceeded to extinguish
The Führer and his vermin
This is how it all began
[Verse 1]
Now, the Devil, he was reading
In the Good Book, one day
How the Lord created Adam
To walk the righteous way
And it made the Devil jealous
He turned green up to his horns
And he swore by things unholy
That'd he'd make one of his own
[Verse 2]
So he packed two suitcases
Full of grief and misery
And he caught the Midnight Special
Going down in Germany
Then he mixed his lies and hatred
With fire and brimstone
Then the Devil sat upon it
That's how Adolf was born
[Verse 3]
Now Adolf got the notion
That he was the master race
And he swore he'd bring New Order
And put mankind in its place
So he set a scheme in motion
And was winning everywhere
Until he up and got the notion
For to kick that Russian bear
[Chorus]
Stalin wasn't stallin'
When he told the beast of Berlin
That they'd never rest contented
Till they had driven him from the land
So he called the Yanks and English
And proceeded to extinguish
The Führer and his vermin
This is how it all began
[Verse 4]
Yep, he kicked that noble Russian
But it wasn't very long
Before Adolf got suspicious
That he had done something wrong
'Cause that bear grabbed the Fuhrer
And gave him an awful fight
Seventeen months, he scrapped the Führer
Tooth and claw, day and night
[Verse 5]
Then that bear smacked the Führer
With a mighty armored paw
And Adolf broke all records
Running backwards to Kraków
Then Goebbels sent a message
To the people everywhere
That if they couldn't hit the Fuhrer
Go down hit that Russian bear
[Chorus]
Stalin wasn't stallin'
When he told the beast of Berlin
That they'd never rest contented
Till they had driven him from the land
So he called the Yanks and English
And proceeded to extinguish
The Führer and his vermin
This is how it all began
[Verse 6]
Then this bear called on his buddy
The noble fightin' Yank
And they sent the Führer running
With their ships and planes and tanks
Now the Führer's having nightmares
'Cause the Fuhrer knows darn well
That the Devil's done wrote "Welcome"
On his residence in Hell
[Chorus]
Stalin wasn't stallin'
When he told the beast of Berlin
That they'd never rest contented
Till they had driven him from the land
So he called the Yanks and English
And proceeded to extinguish
The Führer and his vermin
That is how it all began