Goldie Lookin Chain Nan Jam
Adam Hussein - Bring me a cup of tea and an ounce of
Columbian homegrown
hahaah you beggar
I've got a number one fan who loves to smoke a nine-bar
It ain't Bob Marley clarts, it's my f..cking grandma
I seen her in fights, protecting the family name
Sparring clarts out 'cos she's the original Hussein
One time the police come knocking, at our door
She hid the f..cking pills 'cos she knows the f..cking
score
The pigs started shouting, they couldn't find the blow
So my Nan chucks the pricks out the f..cking window
You see, that's the problem when you smokes too much
draw
You forget things like, er we live on the fifteenth
floor
They landed in a mess, f..ck me that must be sore
My Nan's hard as f..ck and she's only eighty-four
Adam hussein, Adam Hussein
Adam Hussein
Why were these pigs here making me irate?
I thought back and tried to calculate
That's right mate
Last week she ran from St Addicks and they haven't seen
her since
How can you miss a trackie and a f..cking blue rinse
But she had to f..cking leave 'cos she was causing
uproar
'cos they caught her banging out shit, loads of f..cking
draw
She bought more whizz than she'd ever f..cking need,
So she gave it a way - some to the day care
but most to some f..cked up bloke in a wheelchair
Wally was is name and he looked half dead,
When my Nan finished with him he was off his head
He didn't f..cking stop so she kept racking them,
Now he's on TV lapping Mika Hakkinen
Y2K 2 Knows It Leisure Wear
Is this gonna be played in TJs?
Back in the day when the glc formed we had no money so
my nan got pawned
I sold her down rizza's for eight pound forty and I
bought some draw 'cos I'm f..cking naughty
2 Hats smoked the last off this mad shit,
I better get my Nan back or she'll go f..cking skitz
She's hussein, so like me she's insane,
She'll f..ck you up with her f..cking zimmer-frame
Safe Spa! You Knows It! Adam Hussein. Goldie Lookin'
Chain. Adam Hussein. Adam Hussein.
I was in town getting f..cked and off went my phone, it
was my neighbour saying there's a disturbance at home
I walks in the place and to my dismay
My Nan got wrecked and thought it was my birthday
She made the cake with coke instead of flour
And she'd eaten almost half in under a f..cking hour
She does it every now and then
Well perhaps twice a week
So I gives her three valiums to put her to sleep
You Knows It! Safe Spa! Goldie Lookin' Chain
Adam Hussein, Adam Hussein
The Goldie Lookin' Chain