Gourds Stadium Blitzer
Whistle through my wallet
Rent's due - I ain't got it
I like my water heater
Its's a leaker in my stadium blitzer
Livings gotten easy
Everything I ever wanted
From glasgow and the liquor store
I'm completely satiated
No longer a romantic
I ain't slack-jawed
I am responsible
For the stupid things I say
Like the doctor and the poodle
Are procrastinators
There's a lover dancing and laughing
All the way to his grave ha ha ha ha