Grand Buffet Double Crazy
Have you ever gotten sick
From eatin' shit?
You say you didn't but you did
Have you ever seen a double crazy kid
Turn the juice up and flip his lid?
Have you ever gotten sick
From eatin' shit?
You say you didn't but you did
Have you ever seen a double crazy kid
Turn the juice up and flip his lid?
Automatic ever overrated maybe even indispensable
The average tetherball players, we two
The baby booth of the horse-drawn cart race
Bran flake big shot soft handshake guy
Fish fry homestyle life, potato sack pitchman
Remain alive in the here and now
Do a good deed, take a bow, fillet the Charleston Chew
The vote is over an' the ballots are in: the winner is you
It's news to us all, the combination of brass with plastic chains
The fashion remains low risk, I hope the music can move past that
A beautiful song, my spandex are torn and my stockings are Pippi long
His "Slippery When Wet" cassette was stuck in my Pioneer deck
Put a f..ck of a heck of a lot of effort into pulling it out
But it's memorized now, Jon and I go note for note and shout for shout
Lemme criticize you, you gotta spruce up the manor
This is Cardio Days, so where's your daily planner?
I run a clean team built on work, not teen steam, Sharky's machine, scannin' the scene…
(Roast… beef!)
Have you ever gotten sick
From eatin' shit?
You say you didn't but you did
Have you ever seen a double crazy kid
Turn the juice up and flip his lid?
My credibility's bustin' all the refried affair
The hair o' the dog that saw my shoes and wanted a pair
Look but don't touch, that cranial nerve pop
The motorcycle maniac came to a full stop
He sent hand sky-bound, a roundabout high five
The impact, the sound, that whole "On the Road" vibe
Arrival was late, ate at Cowboy Roy's
Poised and primed for gray meat and throwaway toys
Pulled the Blackstone Junior magic wand from outta the kit
Thud
Smashed my grape, spit up blood!
Look at the baby alligator drop down the elevator shaft
Banana berry bandango skin graft
Grandfather El took a real big fall
If you're double the crazy, we're awaiting your call
(double crazy, double crazy)
Have you ever gotten sick
From eatin' shit?
You say you didn't but you did
Have you ever seen a double crazy kid
Turn the juice up and flip his lid?
Have you ever gotten sick
From eatin' shit?
You say you didn't but you did
Have you ever seen a double crazy kid
Turn the juice up and flip his lid?