Mr. Perfect Lyrics

Gwar Mr. Perfect

Oh my God
Oh my goodness
Please
Please don't kill me
Please
Please

When it same, it same quickly, and it same with no warning
The end of the world none were left for the mourning
Except the ones who had gone underground
As the surface-dwellers died they could barely hear the sound
Maybe the human race had time to scream
As the blackness came to their blue-sky dream
Everything came to an end that night
And you would die of fright if you didn't die outright
It was just another day when the air burned away
And the sky was on fire and stayed that way
There was little left but somehow you survived
Though it was a couple hundred years til you could go outside

Dying all the time
Eating rocks and clay
Maybe you'd be happier
With your body burned away
Perfect! Perfect! Perfect!
Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
Perfect!

Did you ever have a nightmare and it turned into a dream
But then it went the other way and that time it made you scream
Did you ever take a life when it's pulsing red and hot
Then you wouldn't, then you would
Then you will, then you think you'd rather not
Have you ever felt you haven't when you found out that you had
Then you did then you didn't and it made you really mad
Have you been on the air but felt all alone
When you copied the curse and they drilled you like a drone

He's Mister Perfect
Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
Perfect!
He's our mortal enemy, bringing death and no TV
He's Mister Perfect
Mister P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P
Perfect!
He's a f..cking a-hole and his head is gonna roll

Gazing into the future
What visions do I see?
Two unblinking eyes f..cking staring back at me
His people call him perfect but I can see his fraud
The latest losing edition of the latest man-made God
It was quite a shock when you ran out of time
You thought you'd go to heaven where everything is fine
Because all that you lived for - it became a lie
But Mr. Perfect loves it cuz he lives for you to die.
He's coming through time to chop off my balls
Drain them of juice and nail them to the wall
Feeds on his followers
Wherever they are
But the ultimate feast is
When he dines on GWAR

Gives him the power to swallow the sun
Then he'll be all alone, then he'll be the only one

I swear defiance
And non-compliance
To the bloody black flag
Of the United State
of DEATH
And to the abyss
By which we stand
We defy you
We deny you
As you spread ignorance and futility to all