Hamell On Trial She Ride It
She ride it like a bowl of soup
She ride it like a hula hoop
She ride it like a voltage Jell-O
She ride it to the angels say "Hello!"
She ride it like an electric chair
All that current fizzle her hair
Put lighting in her underwear
And her eyes, they tell me she don't care
And she ride it
Don't you know?
She ride it
Oh-oh-oh-oh
She ride it
Pain, pain
She ride it
She ride it like her panties on fire
She ride it like she binge watch the Wire
Her butt six cats in a bag
And she bitch slap Jenny Craig
Her right cheek screamin' for a dollar
Her left cheek screamin' Fats Waller
She ride it like her thighs are greased
She ride it like her rent's increased
And she ride it
Don't you know
That she ride it
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
She ride it
Hey! Hey!
She ride it
Look who you're 'bout to end gathering the grater
There was a sexual tension that a solder created
It was a global phenomenon, like to put a bomb in there
How'd I find the stamina? Thank God I'm barely man enough
She ride it with unquenchable thirst
She ride it like her horse came in first
She ride it like the high plains drifter
She ride it like a quiet ass sister
Her genitalia commanded
Like a Air Force One, I'm comin' in for a landing
Her butt got tickled by mice
Her vag can melt a sea of ice
She ride it
Don't you know
That she ride it
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
She ride it
Hey hey hey
Ride it
Whoo hoo!
Me and Miley Cyrus and Mila Kunis
People say "Man, ain't you old to do this?"
Three days in motel like some dirty old man
I defy the accusations, I'm willing to expand
Certainly no ageist, I won't accept the blame here
I'm accepting all creeds and ain't nobody shamed
Miley, Mila, stay here, won't be either/or
I'm expecting Susan Sarandon and Christiane Amanpour
Hey
Ride it
Whoa-oh-oh-oh
She ride it
Hey hey hey hey
She ride it
Don't you know, don't you know, don't you know
She ride it
Whoo whoo!
Whoo whoo!
Whoo whoo!