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Today I Took My Diapers Off Lyrics


Hap Palmer Today I Took My Diapers Off

Today I took my diapers off;
I do not need them now
Just like grown ups use the potty
I am learning how
There's no more pins and sticky tapes
And waiting to be changed
Now if you will excuse me please
I have to go again
I have a little potty of my very own;
It has a yellow ducky to hold on to
It's just the perfect size
For someone big like me
'Tho it might be just a little small for you
Today I took my diapers off;
I've never felt so free
My pants are not puffed out in back;
What you see is me
I have some bright new underwear
Just like the big kids get!
Before I go I pull them down
So I won't get them wet
I have a little potty of my very own;
It has a yellow ducky to hold on to
It's just the perfect size for someone big like me
'Though it might be just a little small for you
Today I took my diapers off
And put them in a drawer
I waved goodbye to them because
I won't need them anymore


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