Hello Sailor Looking For My Shades
You've got your pyjamas and your recreational gear
I make do with Farmers and psychiatric care
You owe your personal trainer for the hours of sweat and pain
Well I go to the TAB and I stumble home again
Yeah I stumble home again
It's you I want but you don't care
I keep looking everywhere
I'm still looking for my shades
As sure as night turns into day
And day turns into night
Anyway
I'm still looking for my shades
You found your spiritual saviour
I'm still looking for my shades
Did I leave them on my head
Or the seat pocket on the plane
You've been to Addis Ababa and a condo on the coast
The only beens i get to see are baked beans on toast
Baked beans upon my toast
It's you I want but you don't care
I keep looking everywhere
Well looking for my shades
As sure as night turns into day
And day turns into night
I'm just looking for my shades
You got your Versace and air points to Belize
The only points that I collect are demerits from the police
So you put on the trousers and I put on the tea
You stand up at the AGM, I'll sit down to pee
Yeah I sit down to pee
It's you I want but you don't care
I keep looking everywhere
Well I'm looking for my shades
As sure as night turns into day
Anyway it's gonna be alright
Looking for my shades
Still looking for my shades
I might change
I might have to
Make my bed
Clean my act up
I'm still looking for my shades
I'm looking here and I'm looking there
But I can't find them anywhere
Get me a glass of wine and some sunglasses
