Hyperaptive Bachelor Baby
[Intro]
I swear I'm done with girls
I ain't turning gay or nothing just, yo
[Verse 1]
F..ck a relationship flex
No matter how smooth sailing, they end up as shipwrecks
But one way or another the shit gets
To point where you sit vexed wanting to break the chicks neck
Or maybe it's just the women I'm dealt
But given the rate of marriages that dribble and melt
I doubt it, this shit is just a frivolous help-
-less situation from the start so i've forbidden myself
I've had my fair share, different shapes and sizes
Some nice girls, some just wearing fake disguises
But in the end, no matter what, hate arises
'till the whole affair simply hits a major crisis
'till you're left with nothing but memories to reminisce
Every time we ever hugged or we ever kissed
Seems the downside outweigh the benefits
Next chick who asks me, i'll tell her this
[Hook]
Yeah you seem like a nice lady
And yeah sex is a maybe
But the truth is that lately
I'm a ba-chelor baby
'cos these chicks drive me crazy
But now it just don't phase me
Feels like no one can save me
I'm a ba-chelor baby
[Verse 2]
It's like, round and round the mulberry bush
There's plenty fish in the sea but there's so many hooks
So many fit girls out there that nobody looks
To see who she is deep down, boy there's so many crooks
Flirting around, swearing that they'd never follow through
Is that like how you'd never suck my dick and swallow too?
You hollow bitch! it's only 'cos your tits ain't hollow too!
I was never even with you, find another man to follow you
Hah, that's how they usually end
Ripping out eachother's throats, when we used to be friends
A couple months back, every night used to be spent
Telling eachother you're the one, which we truthfully meant
At first sight, you're loved up and delirious
'till they bring you straight down to your weariest
Been through too many to take this shit serious
F..ck relationships period
[Hook]
Yeah you seem like a nice lady
And yeah sex is a maybe
But the truth is that lately
I'm a ba-chelor baby
'cos these chicks drive me crazy
But now it just don't phase me
Feels like no one can save me
I'm a ba-chelor baby
[Verse 3]
They're so sweet and innocent
But the truth is you gotta go on militant
Tap her phone, watch her move with vigilance
Unless you want another man shaking up her ligaments
"oh yeah" but I ain't taking sides
Boys can be just as bad, no point making lies
When you're looking at your girl with them faking eyes
The ones you use to picture every girls naked thighs
Who walks by, shit's a whirlwind of jealousy
Both of you tripping like you're on a dose of LSD
If drugs are bad, love's the strongest one i've ever seen
Only problem with me, is I'm never clean
But maybe it's something i'll get around
Find the right girl eventually and settle down
Who knows? maybe she's already been met or found
But 'till that day you can forget it now
[Hook]
Yeah you seem like a nice lady
And yeah sex is a maybe
But the truth is that lately
I'm a ba-chelor baby
'cos these chicks drive me crazy
But now it just don't phase me
Feels like no one can save me
I'm a ba-chelor baby!