Ivan Campo Forgetful Frederick
[Verse 1]
He always forgets what he is doing here
Never shows his regret, he'll never show his fear
They'll be no more goodbyes, they'll be no more hellos
He forgets everything, and everyone he knows
[Chorus]
He wasn't even in line
When God was giving out the mind
Such a waste of time
[Verse 2]
He always forgets all of the things he needs
His thoughts are all blown away in the slightest breeze
What did he do with his car, whereabouts are his keys?
Knocking door after door for a familiar scene
[Bridge]
I put it down to negligence
I thought it incompetent
Or maybe even ignorant, but I was wrong all along
[Verse 3]
He always forgets what he is going to say
A muttered mumble of my numbing words affray
Everything's gonna be alright, everything's gonna be okay
The sun, she's in the sky, and the moon, he's on his way
Everything's gonna be alright, do you hear just what I say?
That man's so damn polite, I know that, Fred's gonna be okay
[Chorus]
He wasn't even in line
When God was giving out the mind
Such a waste of time