Crooked Stick Lyrics

Jamie Kennedy & Stu Stone Crooked Stick

This one's for Kiss FM
No curse
No swears
This one's for the kids
The other day I read a letter it said
"Mr Kennedy, How you doing? Oh good. We're Fine.
This is your record company.
We really love what you've done so far with your rap CD
And we love all of the support that you get from MTV
But do you think that you could maybe make a song like Black Eyed Peas
With a little White Stripes and Mike Jones
It would make a nice ring tone.
Stu Stone. Better think of something quick.
Better make it something sick.
Ok well I could sing about my stick
OK ok
Hmm, uhhhh

I got a stick
I swing it to the left
I gotta stick
Together with the band
My crooked stick
Just watch it and it grows (watch it will grow)
Oh no
Woah
I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick

I speak loud and carry a big stick
I'm proud and if you need it then baby I come quick
My stick (my stick my stick)
Goes everywhere with me
My stick (my stick my stick)
Could poke a cat out of a tree
My stick (my stick) so sick
It's ridiculous
My stick it won't complain, or bitch, or fuss
Did I just say a bad word?
Really hope they censor it if not
Then lets hold hands and I'll resense (??) for it
My stick my stick

I got a stick
I swing it to the left
I gotta stick
Together with the band
My crooked stick
Just watch it and it grows (watch it will grow)
Oh no
Woah
I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick

Hey. Yo. You know what it look like?
What it look like?
You know what it look like?
I know what it look like.
Yeah. Tell 'em
Stick look like a banana
B-A-N-A-N-A
Stick look like a banana
B-A-N-A-N-A
Stick look like a banana
B-A-N-A-N-A
Stick look like a banana
B-A-N-A-N-A
O my! My stick, my stick it be the very best.
You know my compass always points you to the northwest.
I said
O My. My stick, my stick it be (it be) the very best.
You know my compass always points you to the northwest.
I said
Uh J-
What?
We don't need it a third time.
Crap.

I got a stick
I swing it to the left
I gotta stick
Together with the band
My crooked stick
Just watch it and it grows (watch it will grow)
Oh no
Woah
I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick
Woah!
I got a stick
I swing it to the left
I gotta stick
Together with the band
My crooked stick
Just watch it and grows (watch it will grow)
Oh no
Woah

I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick
I was born with a crooked (I was born with a crooked stick)
I got a crooked stick
OHH!