Jane Wiedlin 99 Ways
Oh-way-oh
Oh-way-oh
I'm going to night school
I'm learning Japanese
My microwave and me know 60 recipes
I'm gonna work my way into your heart
And you'll give in now if you're smart
You better believe I'm determined
You oughta see my master plan
Got 99 ways to make you my man
I'll sing you love songs, I'll walk your cat
I'll fix your radio and scratch your back
Got 99 ways to make you my man
I've entered in the marathon
I'm pumping heavy weights
I'm memorizing poetry
My calculus is great
I'm gonna work my way into your heart
And you'll give in now if you're smart
You better believe I'm determined
Wait 'til you see my master plan
Got 99 ways to make you my man
I'll get a pedicure, I'll take up golf
I'll swim to Wichita and that's not all
Got 99 ways to make you my man
Put up a fight or just give in
'Cause I got the ways and means to win
99, oh-way-oh
99, oh-way-oh
You better believe I'm determined
You oughta see my master plan
Got 99 ways to make you my man
If you resist me, I'll use my charm
I'll start a fire and then sound the alarm
Got 99 ways to make you my man
I'll sing you love songs, I'll walk your cat
I'll fix your radio and scratch your back
Got 99 ways to make you my man
I'll get a pedicure, I'll take up golf
I'll swim to Wichita and that's not all
Got 99 ways to make you my man
99 ways, oh-way-oh
99 ways, oh-way-oh
99 ways, oh-way-oh