Jello Biafra Panicland
When you jump
At the sight of your neighbour
Arm yourselves against them instead
Stiffened up like a porcupine, Oh yeah
Welcome to Panicland
Doncha know it's a trap
Feel it snap
Then you crack
P-P-P-Panicland
5PM, see the lemmings flee
Past their gated non-communities
Mortgaged lives
To pay for the privilege, Oh yeah
To lock themselves safely in jail
I say it's a trap
Feel it snap
Then you crack
P-P-P-Panicland
Crime
Everywhere
Evil's all I see or read or hear
Duck and cover
Under the bed
Protect home and family
From THEM
Call the Army
Call the Guard
Someone's kid somewhere
Might be on drugs
We won't stop
Til we got
A SWAT team
In every garage
Ahhhhh P-P-P-Panicland
Wet brown hordes
Flood the magic kingdom
Lock 'em up, throw away the key
You can't fly if your name is Mohammed
Or Ali
Kuz we're terrorized
By terror on TV
It's just one more trap
Feel it snap
Then you crack
P-P-P-Panicland
Yeah
That's right
Up a tree
P-P-P-Panicland