Jesus In A Sidecar The Alphabet Song (the Gashlycrumb Tinies)
(E. Gorey) a is for amy who fell down the stairs b is for basil assaulted by bears c is for clara who wasted away d is for desmond thrown out of a sleigh e is for ernest who choked on a peach f is for fanny sucked dry by a leech g is for george smothered under a rug h is for hector done in by a thug i is for ida who drowned in a lake j is for james who took lye by mistake k is for kate who was struck by an axe l is for leo who swallowed some tacks m is for maud who was swept out to sea n is for neville who died of ennui o is for olive run through with an awl p is for prue trampled flat in a brawl q is for quentin who sank in a mire r is for rhoda consumed by fire s is for susan who perished of fits t is for titus who flew into bits u is for una who slipped down a drain v is for victor squashed under a train w is for winnie embedded in ice x is for xerxes devoured by mice y is for yorick whose head was knocked in z is for zillah who drank too much gin
