Jimeoin Tardis
I got a TARDIS inside me Hold all the water in the sea Every good thing ever made Still would room left But right now it's empty Oh yes it's empty Someone came along Took my TARDIS turned it inside out Painted the walls in black Tipped everything out On the street Everyone could see my life in pieces And the wind came and blew it Blew it all away And there was no room left inside my TARDIS Even though it was empty Was empty Was empty I fixed it up the right way round I put a lock on the door and a burglar alarm People always want to see inside But they're surprised to find that it is just Empty Oh yes it's empty