Joe Diffie Third Rock From The Sun
She walks into Smoky's one hip at a time like a broken field runner Slippin through the line He likes the way she looks so he calls the little wife says don't wait up for me I'll be working late tonight Wife hangs up the phone bursts into tears calls her sister up and cries get over here Sister tells her boyfriend be back in a while boyfriend wants a beer the store is just a mile He leaves the motor running he'll only be a minute His car drives away with teenagers in it Driver tells his buddies got one life to live They spring into the night, let's get it over with chorus cause and effect, chain of events all other chaos makes perfect sense when your spinning round, things come undone welcome to earth third rock from the sun The kid hits the gas car starts to swerve heads for a semi truck jumps the curb Truck hits the bigboy in the Shoney's parking lot flies through the air takes out the bank clock transformer sparks, lines go down, town goes dark waitress calls the cops says she saw it all swears a giant alien has landed at the mall cops ring up the mayor says there's panic in the street we hate to wake you up but we can't find the chief mayor says use your head if he ain't in his car he's hiding from his wife down at Smoky's Bar chorus contributed by LISA WHITE