Kanye West Workout Plan (part 2)
you just popped in the kanye west get right for the summer workout tape and ladies if u follow these instructions exactly u might be able to pull u a rapper a nba player man at least it'll do is a car so first of all we gonna work on the stomach nobody wants a little tight ass 1 an 2 an 3 an 4 an get them sit ups right an tuck yo tummy tight and do your crunches like this give head stop breath get up check ya weave don't drop the blunt and disrespect the week pick up your son don't disrepect your seed it's a party tonight and ohh she so excited tell me who's invited you, your friends and my dick what scary to me henny make girls look like halle berry to me so excuse me miss i forgot your name thank you, god bless you, good night [chorus] it's been a week without me and she feel weak without me she wanna talk it out but ain't nothin' to talk les she talkin' bout freakin' out then maybe we could work it out work it out work it out work it out work it out now maybe we could work it out oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a ciggarette my name kanye from the jigga set twista said get it wet oh girl your breath is harsh cover your mouth up like you got sars off them tracks yea i bought them cars still killin' a * on 16 bars We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat Maybe one day girl you can so you can brag to all your homies yeah But I still mess with a big girl whether you ain't fit girl I'll still hit girl 1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz Four door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8 All the mocha lattes you gotta do palates You gotta pop this tape in 'fore you start back dating Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas [Chorus] [Ladies speaking w/ Kanye in the background] Hi may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player and like now I shop every day on Rodao drive I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo! My name is Asandra, and I just want to say that ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta f..ck Re Re's broke ass no more My name is Alamae from Moville, Alabama and I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide And I row the plain, row the plain, row the plain Girls: Thanks to Kanye's workout plan I'm the envy of all my friends See I pulled me a baller man And I don't gotta work at the mall again My favorite work out plan [oh! oh! oh!] I wanna see you work out That's right put in work, move your ass, go berserk Get your salad, no dessert Get that man that you deserve It's Kanye's workout plan I said it's Kanye's workout plan [Ladies and gentlemen] It's Kanye's workout plan [Allow myself to introduce myself] His woooorrrrkkoouut plan [This time around I want y'all to clap like this] That's right put in work Move your ass, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve [Stop!] It's Kanye's workout plan [Ok bring] I said it's Kanye's workout plan [I know y'all ain't tired] It's Kanye's workout plan [But I hope not,'cuz on this one I need ya] His woooorrrrkkoouut plan [to give me a soul clap ok? double time] That's right put in work [Woo!] Move your ass, go berserk [Ow!] Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve That's right put in work [Put in work] Move your ass, go beserk [Go beserk] Eat your salad, no dessert [No dessert] Get that man you deserve [You hear, uh] That's right put in work [That's right put in work] Move your ass, go beserk[Go beserk] Eat your salad, no dessert [Eat your salad, no dessert] Get that man you deserve [Woo!] [Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good] *Applause and cheering* [I appreciate your time] I want to see you work out for me Woah yeah good good