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Mistletoe Lyrics

Album Name : On the Down Low (Parody of Justin Bieber's "Mistletoe") - Single
Release Date : 2011-12-17
Song Duration : 2:34

Key Of Awesome Mistletoe


I get more @ss than a toilet seat.
Cops let me sing in the f^ck!n street.
Well, life is an endless buffet of hoes.
Been a pimp ever since my voice got low.

Christmas is the time for charity.
So Imma let you sit some what close to me.
I could be partyin' with hookers and blow.
But, instead I'm here with you on the down low.

With you~
Slummin' with you
Hey you~
You're only a two.
Ewwwww~
We're dating on the down low, maybe.

You don't need that seat in front of the fire.
You can stay warm with your spare tire.
Don't know why you self-esteem is low.
Be sure to duck if you see my bro's.

My Christmas list has a wish to make you cuter.
Just like chicks that work down at Hooter's.
Here comes one now, girl you gotta go.
No wait, stay here and hold the mistletoe.

Ewwww~
I stepped in some poo.
Would you~
Scrape off my shoes?
They're new~
You look like you're going to throw up.
(Watch the Jordan's yo)

Jesus was born in a barn.
Girl would you please push the car?
We're making a left on the interstate.

Why do you complain so much?
Your butt looks big with that crutch.
Don't forget we're going Dutch.
Did I mention that is Christmas?

I can't decide which girl I like best.
Maybe I should have you fight to the death.
I know I don't treat you like I should.
But, I send you an autograph and it's all good.

You are not the girl I prefer.
When I go out with her you can be the chauffeur.
Here comes the turn.
Hey where did you go?~
I never really learned how to drive.
(Ohhhh nooooo!)

That was totally rude~
Who are you?
Paternity sue~
I'm screwed.
Let's keep this on the down low, baby.

Hello?
Hello?
Yo, how do you make the phone call someone back?
Hmmm, what would Aqua Man do in this situation?



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