Khary French Toast (feat. Jermaine Fowler)
[Skit: Jermaine Fowler]
Hey, Khary! C'mon in man, close the door. Is it locked? Good. That sounded like I was gonna f..ck you, but listen man. My weekend was nuts, man! So listen, after the dodgeball game, my wife and I, we went to IHOP! Yeah! And we ordered some stuffed French Toast. Crazy right, huh? That shit was stuffed! God damn, it was stuffed! Any-who, I'm so unhappy on the inside. What did you do this weekend, man? Word around the office is that you, and the new intern, have been really friendly lately. So tell me something. Have you been uh... y'know, y'know, dipping the pen in the company ink? Huh? Have you been uh... you know, putting the paper in the copy machine? Huh? Have you been uh, you know, throwing the stapler in the-in the--like, are you f..cking the intern? Please tell me! Please, I'm dyin' to know! I'm dyin' on the inside, man! Please- I want to live vicariously, man! I want-please, man, just tell me! Aww, aww, Khary, please let me know. Let me know, let me know. Okay, okay, man, I see you. Get out of my office. burp Sorry. God damn, f..cking kombucha..