Kleenex Girl Wonder Migration Scripts
When you feel a vibrational shift in the Earth's crust
Write some migration scripts
Throw a crow, it's [?] your oh-oh-oh and let it go
It's to be expected knowing what you know
But you know
When you get a taste for it
You'd be rapacious
And that's not to say that you're basically a rapist
You're just a shapeshifter aping CAKE and Pavement
It's not a case you're makin', it's a statement
It's not the pace you're breakin', it's the cadence
And you know it pains me
To say when emigres feel upbraided
It's in relation to whatever they're escapin'
Tectonic plates break, constantly changing
The shape of the landscape we're born and raised in
We hesitate in collective amazement
But it just accelerates our displacement
Don't be so dramatic
Your comedy is tragic
You've got a decent act
But you can't compete with magic
Affect a Brooklyn accent
You think you're Woody Allen
But your impression is invalid
You're wasted on your talent
Whatever happens happens
You don't need a Spanglish ballad
You know life is mostly frantic fumbling and panic
If we still had Douglas Adams
We could organise and attack it
But as it is we can't hack it
So we're headed backwards
To the point where the Empire split
And the Venn diagram went from football to slick
And the entire clan went to live on the tip of the iceberg
That sunk our magnificent ship
No rest for nomad souls
You can tell by my clothes and my snowman nose
I'm homesick and so sick of get up and go
But some people must not know how to pick up the phone
Quiet, be completely silent
You can get a lot of mileage out of dressing nice and smiling
Lift your eyelids, the mysteries are hiding
In front of you, behind me
So now I hope you might see
The clusters in the concrete
A little bit more thoughtfully
What is it you want from me?
An anchor or a slot machine?
A canker sore or heart disease?
Anarchy or monarchy?
Commodity or luxury?
I already told you, shut up please