Kleenex Girl Wonder Sunday Night Fever
[Verse 1]
All the wrong reasons
All the wrong feelings, all the wrong meanings, all the right words
So the mystery deepens
When do you sleep? Revenge is so sweet 'til someone gets hurt
Just cite your beliefs, and lie through your teeth
The world will still turn
But first you should drop the pretenses and your defenses
You'll be just fine
Saved your pathetic attempts at repentance
What do I look like?
Life is unpleasant when you're depressed
We get it, goodbye
[Chorus 1]
What did you expect?
You brood and you fret, but your true intent
Is elusive unless it's a show of brute strength
To prove that you're shrewder and more ruthless
Than I, and you're right even when that
[Verse 2]
Sunday night fever creeps in and leaves you tired all morning
So watch some TV or read a magazine or take something for it
It's never easy to get what you need
That's why it's so boring, and you warned me
You couldn't be my golden retriever, loyal and loving
And I still don't believe I was so naïve, I thought you were bluffing
Such a clever puppy, but I'm fresh out of treats
So thanks for nothing
[Chorus 2]
Buddy, some best friend
You've been howlin' and growlin' and humpin' my leg
Now you're scowlin' and prowlin' and I'm upset
The clouds turn red, my eyes unclench
The vicious cycle never ends
[Bridge]
Asleep, awake again
Count some sheep, get out of bed
Down some tea, walk around, try to clear your head
Asleep, awake, asleep, pretending
That all you need is two hours of rest
You never remember your dreams or how bad it can get
Awake, awake, or be awoken
The waves overtaking you can't be broken
You know what's at stake but you can't control it
[Outro]
The judge has spoken, the gun is smokin'
And Monday will be here before you know it
Goodnight!