Album Name : The Beer Necessities
Release Date : 2007-10-29
Song Duration : 1:59
Macc Lads Apprentice Dentist
Working at the dentist, community service,
Trying to fix the lighting and undercoat the door.
She ran down the road, her teeshirt was bouncing,
Looked like two rabbits fighting, she never wore
support.
Said she had a toothache, had to see a dentist,
'Go and take your clothes off, now then, open wide.
Looks like you need a filling, I'll have to do some
drilling,'
She wasn't very willing, she wouldn't part her thighs.
Her orifice stank of fish, I bent to kiss her clitoris,
it smelled of piss,
Around her lips, were scabby bits, she had nice tits,
I'll get her pissed she won't resist.
Had to get her paralytic, got out the antiseptic, and
the anaesthetic,
And held it on her nose.
Had to get inside her, 'I think its an incisor,'
dribbling saliva,
I gave her a dose.
'Your gum's got an infection, you'll need a quick
injection...
I'll use my large erection.'
She gobbled down my beef.
The nosh was eighteen carat, I pushed against her
palate,
She sucked my mutton mallet, got pearl drops on her
teeth,
'I'm sorry miss, but here's the twist, I'm here to help
put up some shelves.
I'm no dentist.
But go next door, second floor,
Its the sperm bank, they'll pay a grand for what's in
your jaw.'