Morris Day Cooler Than Santa Claus
[Intro: Morris Day, kid]
Yess
Them jingle bell tassels was a good idea, baby
Is that Santa Claus, is that Santa?!
What are you doin' awake?
Where's Santa?
He ain't here
Aaah
What you wanna see Santa for anyway?
Santa's cool
Santa's cool?
Yeah
I'll show ya what's cool
Fellas!
[Verse 1]
Now Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
He rides a sleigh with a reindeer
And I've got a Maybach (I've got a Maybach)
(At least that's one of ‘em)
Now Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
Don't make no payments on your gaming gear
And I know that's a fact (I know that's a fact)
And Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
He wears that big red suit and big old boots
Don't compare to Italian suits
And Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
He didn't get these damn expensive shoes
That you wore to school, my cool
[Chorus]
Cooler than Santa Claus
Santa Claus ain't cool as me
I'm coolеr than Santa Claus
I can hear the elvеs singin'
C.O.O.L
Santa ain't as cool as me
C.O.O.L
Wait a minute
(Oh)
[Verse 2]
Now Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
Why you sneakin' down the chimney
Standin' knockin' on the front door
And Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
He don't have the decency
To let you know he's not cool from the core
Now Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
Don't remember him takin' you out on water skis
And Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
He weren't the one that got you everything you want when you was beggin' beggin' “please”
[Chorus]
I'm cool, cooler than Santa Claus
Santa Claus ain't cool as me
I'm cooler than Santa Claus
I can hear the elves singin'
C.O.O.L
Santa Claus ain't cool as me
C.O.O.L
Yess
[Bridge]
Now, I'm not tryna take anything from Santa
He's clearly a nice fella, giving gifts and whatnot
But I outcool Santa by at least three cool points
And one day you will see
Santa ain't as cool as me
[Chorus]
I'm cool, cooler than Santa Claus
Santa Claus ain't cool as me
I'm cooler than Santa Claus
I tell ya
I'm cool, cooler than Santa Claus
(Yeah)
I'm cool (Santa ain't cool as me)
Cooler than Santa Claus
(Santa ain't as cool as me)
I'm cool (Santa ain't cool as me)
Cooler than Santa Claus
(Santa ain't as cool as me)
I'm cool (Santa ain't cool as me)
Cooler than Santa Claus
(Santa ain't as cool as me)
I'm cool (Santa ain't cool as me)
Cooler than Santa Claus
[Outro]
Wait, don't jump on my couch
Y'all know how much that cost
That's Italian leather
Ha ha ha hol' on
Hold on y'all
Y'all just tryna divert the whole meaning of the
Ha ha ha nothin'
Y'all take y'all butts to bed
(Sleigh bells jingling)
Now, where were we?