Moxy Fruvous King Of Spain
Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) Oh... my unspeakable wife, Queen Lisa (now I eat humble pie) I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) And now I work at the Pizza Pizza Royalty, lord it looked good on me Buried in silk in the royal boudoir or going nuclear free Or playing Crokinole with the Princess of Monaco Telling my jokes to the OPEC leaders, getting it all on video Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) A palatial palace, that was my home (now I eat humble pie) I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) And now I vacuum the turf at SkyDome (once he was the King of Spain) I can't wait, I'm lowering interest rates, my people say: "King, how are you such a genius? There's a roof overhead and food on our plates!" It's laisez-faire, I don't even give a care Let's make Friday part of the weekend And give every new baby a chocolate eclair Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) Hey Clinton! Hey Yeltsin! Got problems? You phone me (now I eat humble pie) I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni (once he was the King of Spain) Now some of you are probably wondering how I cam to be living in Canada after being royalty in Spain. Should I tell them, guys? Tell us, King! You see late one night when the palace was asleep Out of my royal chambers and into the garden I creep And I wait till the appointed time, when the moon is lighting the pitch At which point my peasant friend, who looks just like me Arrives and we make a switch Prince and pauper, junior and whopper World made up of silver and copper Out of my own volition, I took a change of position So next time you drool in the pizza line Remember, slower pizza's more luscious The King of Spain never rushes!!! Once I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble) I was looking for off-handed ways to improve us (now I eat humble pie) I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie) And now I'm jamming with Moxy Fr vous! (once he was the King of Spain)