Never Shout Never Mr. Funny Man
Hello Mister Funny Man I've heard all your jokes.
But the joke's on you if you don't know your jokes are
getting old 'round here.
the moment you begin to try is when the humour dries up
and dies.
I ain't laughing this time.
It's a crystal clear circumstance that everyone's aware
of.
It's hard to give out chances when the probability's
against us.
The moment you begin to try is when your prospects
wither up and die,
yeah you ain't laughing this time.
[Chorus]
Hello Mister Funny Man, you've hidden who you are my
friend.
Your medicated remedy, the cure for your complexities.
There's no need to be a phony man, cause then you'll
just be a funny man.
It's time to become a bigger man, and honestly man your
jokes just ain't that funny.
You convey your finest faces and you manage to be cool.
But when you too cool for school now and then you
forget the rules.
And the moment you begin to try is when sophisticated
minds go dry.
I ain't laughing this time.
You trick your alter ego to detest the things you love.
Because it's apart of the punchline in the plot that
you've undone.
But the moment you begin to try is when your scheme
will fall apart unjustified.
Yeah, you ain't laughing this time.
[Chorus]
Hello Mister Funny Man, you've hidden who you are my
friend.
Your medicated remedy, the cure for your complexities.
There's no need to be a phony man, cause then you'll
just be a funny man.
It's time to become a bigger man, and honestly man your
jokes just ain't that funny.