Ookla The Mok Lemon Oh's Song
Shrink wrapped in Buffalo then I was packaged with a Butterfinger I went to college via US Mail and then was traded for a chocolate Zinger Sleeping in a top desk drawer thank God for MSG CHORUS: Oh oh the places I've been Oh oh the faces I've seen Oh oh the places I've been Oh oh the faces I've seen I lived a while in a friend's sock drawer now stop before you knock it That was nothing I spent half a month stuck in some guy's dress shirt pocket I know it's crazy I don't even own a pair of shoes CHORUS Scotch-taped to the memory card of an Apple IIe computer I would have lived there for the rest of my life if it wasn't for the Comp. Sci. tutor Tim and the Polyglots will never be "Big in Japan" CHORUS I was homeless for about a year I spent six months in a coma Next thing you know I'm in a hollow tube looks like I got an honorary diploma Just goes to show you that a BA really couldn't hurt CHORUS I'm a drifter I move around sometimes I wonder where my heart went Maybe I lost it back in '89 when I was living in a glove compartment I guess that shower really wasn't worth it after all CHORUS These days I'm kind of lost, who knows I just might turn up later I'm kinda pining for the good old days when I lived in a refrigerator Dave Lennon better be happy that he's in this song CHORUS