Parselmouths Love Song For Professor Lupin
[INTRO]
*Sigh*
Professor Lupin
Lalalalalalalala
Professor Lupin
Lalalala
[CHORUS]
I, want to tell you about
A little secret
Professor Lupin
I’m sure that Dumbledore
Wouldn’t approve
Now I can see why
They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know it kind of makes sense
[VERSE 1]
First we had Quirrel
But he was out of his mind
Out of his, out of his mind
Next there was Lockhart
I guess he wrote some dumb books
I never, I never read them
[CHORUS]
I, want to tell you about
A little secret
Professor Lupin
I’m sure that Dumbledore
Wouldn’t approve
Now I can see why
They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know it kind of makes sense
[VERSE 2]
I remember Moody
Who wasn’t Moody at all
He was just, he was just Crouch
(Junior!)
Who’d forget Umbridge
That mean old inquisitor
I was so glad when she left
That year was Snape
He wanted that job so bad
Go back to, go back to potions
[CHORUS]
I, want to tell you about
A little secret
Professor Lupin
I’m sure that Dumbledore
Wouldn’t approve
Of a crush I have
On a former, teacher
What can I say
I guess werewolves are kind of cute
Now I can see why
They sacked the other Dark Arts teachers
You know it kind of make sense