Putnam Pig Swine Flu Song
SWINE FLU SONG
Miss piggy, Arnold Ziffle neither has a little sniffle
Porky Pig and Pooh's Piglet no fever yet
Putnam, Gordy, Toot and Puddle
Not contagious safe to snuggle
Ask Petunia, Babe, Noelle
All of them feel well
Wilber, Hamm, Hogzilla too none of them have caused the
flu
Wash your hands, wear a mask “how'd this happen?”
people ask
How it started I don't know stay away from Mexico
Now it's in the USA no ones safe this day and age
*Pigs didn't start the swine flu *
Blame the laboratory for this awful story
Pigs didn't start the swine flu
No we've been betrayed
*The strain appears man-made*
Viral codes of human flu, bird influenza's in there too
The only thing I seem to find people blame the swine
Read the papers post your blog, blame it on the lowly
hog
Down some aspirin take a swig your infected by the pig
Everyone thinks I'm contagious read it on my twitter
pages
You can hug me you won't die come and hang out in my
sty
Eat your dinner throw it up no one blames it on the pup
Run a temp and get the chills everyone run for the
hills
*
Name diseases after pigs everyone throws dirty digs
I'm a virus people think I'm not sick I'm clean and
pink
I'm your friend your little buddy I don't know why you
feel cruddy
Don't blame me I'm not the cause
Government should change laws
People sick across the nation looking for a vaccination
Center for disease control someone there has got to
know
This disease it needs a name which animals should we
defame
Nobody will likely mind if we name it for an ugly
swine!
*chorus*
*chorus*
the pigs are innocent I tell you
we didn't do anything wrong
we didn't start this disease
but we're taking all the blame
take pity on pigs