R.a. The Rugged Man The Big Snatch
[Intro: R.A]
People say y'know like you got a daughter now and a son and don't you wanna make-- you know music that can help people and change the world and I said you know that what I- I'm gonna dedicate my life to that now, you know? That's why I gotta make records like THIS
[Chorus]
I've warned you about women, they're just going to make you unhappy and ruin your life!
Test music
Yabba dabba dabba doo
Yabba dabba dabba doo
What would any girl want you for?
Face facts son you're not good looking, you're fat, you're fat
You're such a cunt, mom
Even as a boy, nobody liked you
[Verse 1: R.A]
My dick is a biblical plague spitting frogs and locusts
I'm like supercalifragi- bitch suck on my gross dick
My cock' deadly that's the medical prognosis
Doctors could use my semen as bug spray to kill roaches
I've been the world's grossest since hall and oats wrote hits with more ferocious explosions than rolling with golden globers
I explode noses the backhand break faces, All you pussy millenials better hide in your safe spaces
I'm an anarchist bitch, I live for pandemonium
I urinate sulfuric acid and I shit plutonium
Sink to the chick, trick and the trick, I'm fingerin' it, lickin' the clit, givin' it a fit, hit it with a brick , stick it with the dick, I'm slickin' it rick GO
[Chorus]
The dirty dick derelict, foul mouth rhetoric
Welcome to my world bitch
Every chick that I stick the bottom of the slime pit
Welcome to my world bitch
The big titty snorkeler the pimp pussy auctioner
Welcome to my world bitch
Gums up [??] the sick clit tingler
Welcome to my world bitch
Please go away
Please- Please- Please- Please- Please go away
[Verse 2: R.A]
One day, a fine as wine high class dime had appeared
She said she was an actress looking to start a career
So then I lied and told her that I was Lars von Trier
Now get your ass in here and have a beer I grabbed the rear I started rapping in her ear and told her I was Slug from Atmosphere
And when I said that she swung from my dick like a chandelier
She had a longer vagina wall than the Great China Wall I clean the dirty pussy with a washcloth and Lysol the fish was more enormous than the Great White Whale Orca
If the Statue of Liberty had a pussy it'd would be smaller
It was the giant mother of all twats
Her pussy lips look like the blankets they used to give the Indians Small Pox
I sucked on the slobs tits started giving the twat licks
But her pussy was more hairier than Chewbacas armpits
An STD came to get me riding on a Jet Ski
When she squirted it's like the water parted in the Red Sea
The lyrics might sound mysogynyst but the crabs inside her vagina was stage divin' and jumpin' in moshpits
More insects than fly paper , pussy size of a skyscraper
She uses NASA's space rockets as a vibrator, that's my word
The clit was a titanic iceberg so I licked it until it melted and the climax occured
And the vaginal warts on the cunt started beatboxing ugghh
F..ck it, keep the beat dropping I'ma keep rockin'
I make the cunt come fast I piss nails and upchuck glass
I toss the moon at the earth and make the Sun crash
I drink cyanide milkshakes and I snort mustard gas
F..ck it I ruptured the cunt and then I sucked the sluts ass
9 months later the Earth shook and the bedroom collapsed
She gave birth a Pterodactyl egg fell out of her snatch
And when it hatched the dinosaur baby started kickin' raps
The pussy spit out turntables and the baby began to scratch, GO
[Chorus]
Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please- Please go away
Yabba dabba dabba doo
Yabba dfabba dabba doo
The dirty dick derelict foul mouth rhetoric
Welcome to my world bitch
Every chick that I stick the bottom of the slime pit
Welcome to my world bitch
The raw dog lumpy dick quick to stick an ugly chick
Welcome to my world bitch
Finger f..ckin' feminist these cumshots never miss
Welcome to my world bitch
Please go aw- Please go- Please go away
I'll go away, but I'll see you again