Randy Newman Golden Gridiron Boy
In his football uniform
He looks ten feet tall
All the girls run after him
And my girl's in front of 'em all
'Cause he's a football hero
She's in love with him
In every game it's still the same
She talks of nothing but him
Aww, when he makes a touchdown
She goes wild with joy
With every score I lose more ground
To her golden gridiron boy
'Cause I'm too small to make the team
I can only play in the band
But I'm big enough to have a dream
That one day she'll understand
That I'm the one who loves her
And he loves the cheers of the crowd
One day she'll see what she means to me
And I know that she'll be proud
Yeah I'm too small to make the team
I can only play in the band
But I'm big enough to have a dream
That one day she'll understand
That he just loves the glory
That's all he'll ever enjoy
And that's the inside story of
Her golden gridiron boy
Yeah that's the inside story of
Her golden gridiron boy
(Yay! Yay team! Go go go! Touchdown! Come on!)