Realtime It's You And Me
Tom broke all* records to bring us the news Of every politician and everyone he screws It ain't about me and it ain't about you But without world disasters what would Dan rather* do And who pays those speakers their royal fee It's you and me, baby, it's you and me Cheer the second baseman earning 19 grand a day Get that mother of three small kids and take the welfare away She's only lazy, making babies by the TV -- who needs her She can't entertain us or hit .293 But who pays the player that royal fee It's you and me, baby, it's you and me What we see ain't what we get The poor don't smile and the rich don't sweat The harder I work the deeper my debt What we see ain't what we get (Music & lyrics by Delon Dotson; ©1992 Delon Dotson) *Note clever puns on "Tom Brokaw" and "Dan Rather".