Reckless Kelly Wiggles & Ritalin
Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin
Papa dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes been
Its been prescribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no sin
So lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin
Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars
I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are
I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far
Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars
Chorus:
If only Dad would have spanked me instead
Of dopin me up and messing with my head
I might have turned out to be a regular guy
But its all that I know and I gotta get high
So lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine
Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain
Ill bite my tongue till its numb and Ill talk till I drive you insane
Yeah, lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine
Chorus
So lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
Ive been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos
I sit around on my ass smokin grass and watchin classic cartoons
Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
