Richie Kavanagh Richie Won't Be Singing Aon Focal Anymore
[Verse 1]
I had an awful nightmare
I thought that I was dead
There was people all around me
Praying at my bed
I heard the Banshee balling
She let an awful roar
She said, "Richie won't be singing
Aon Focal anymore"
[Chorus]
Oh, Richie won't be singing
Aon Focal anymore
He won't be singing Focal
Like he used to do before
It was all over Twitter
Facebook, and the web
And everybody thought
That poor old Riche, he was dead
[Verse 2]
The sweat ran off my forehead
I jumped straight out of bed
I tried to tell the people there
That I simply wasn't dead
Then I saw my old school master
He was standing at the board
He wrote, "Richie won't be singing
Aon Focal anymore"
[Chorus]
Oh, Richie won't be singing
Aon Focal anymore
He won't be singing Focal
Like he used to do before
It was all over Twitter
Facebook, and the web
And everybody thought
That poor old Riche, he was dead
[Instrumental break]
[Verse 3]
I lay down in my bed
And I got an awful fright
Father Murphy standing there
Gave me the last rights
He said the Our Father
Then I heard him say once more
"Richie won't be singing
Aon Focal anymore"
[Chorus]
Oh, Richie won't be singing
Aon Focal anymore
He won't be singing Focal
Like he used to do before
It was all over Twitter
Facebook, and the web
And everybody thought
That poor old Riche, he was dead
[Verse 4]
In the middle of it all
I stumbled back in bed
I thought to myself
You see, I must be really dead!
Then I heard an awful clatter
A banging on the wall
It was Nancy calling me
"Are you getting up at all, Richie?!"
[Chorus]
Oh, Richie won't be singing
Aon Focal anymore
He won't be singing Focal
Like he used to do before
It was all over Twitter
Facebook, and the web
And everybody thought
That poor old Riche, he was dead
[Outro]
And all the time Richie
Was snoring in the bed!
