Rietti Abie Island
[Chorus: Rietti]
I'd like to welcome ya'll to, ABIE ISLAND
If you seek asylum beyond the horizon, ABIE ISLAND
I'd like to welcome ya'll to, ABIE ISLAND
When I wave my wand, wake up in, ABIE ISLAND
[Verse 1: Rietti]
A meteorite just came tumbling down
Formed a huge crater under the ground
An extra terrestrial, stunning checkout
The green steam, can you hear thunderous growls?
I'm Abie James, this rap things captain!
WHERE ARE WE? - This ain't on the maps Jim!
WE CRASH LANDED? - Uh Uh, correction!
It's pretty cool visiting another dimension
Cool ya jets bruv, cut all the tension
Abie Island yo, it's utter perfection
A place to relax that escapes the claptrap
Better than acid pills so scrap that
Fill ya boots, fill up loot in ya backpack
A keg of Jack, a Hancock hat to match that
Lucid in ya wild dreams, sit back chillax chap
Only way to Abie Island is through a catnap
[Chorus: Rietti]
I'd like to welcome ya'll to, ABIE ISLAND
If you seek asylum beyond the horizon, ABIE ISLAND
I'd like to welcome ya'll to, ABIE ISLAND
When I wave my wand, wake up in, ABIE ISLAND
[Verse 2: Rietti]
Jim and I, we chilling, calm breeze, palm trees
Shisha in hammocks, tanning off sun beams
We hear “AHHHHH HELLPP” we drawing blanks
LOOK A SAILOR, where? WALKING THE PLANKS
A plaque on the side says ‘Pirate Bay'
Stay wide awake Jim, there are psychos kay?
This is the treatment for those who decline to pay
Those who pilfer music, ego crime won't pay!
*splash and drown*. - silent as the grave
Shiver me timbers a catastrophe
Damsels in distress can become possessed
Hypnosis now you're under a rest
This is our tribe, like Bermuda, get lost
Cloud nine, seventh heaven, ‘bout time Christoph-
-er Reeves, three two one, simulation drift off
Beat a retreat to the lair when you're ticked off!
[Chorus: Rietti]
I'd like to welcome ya'll to, ABIE ISLAND
If you seek asylum beyond the horizon, ABIE ISLAND
I'd like to welcome ya'll to, ABIE ISLAND
When I wave my wand, wake up in, ABIE ISLAND
[Bridge: Others]
MR RIETTI?…..HELLO THERE?
Uhhh, who are you guys?
YOU CREATED US, WE'RE FROM ABIE ISLAND
How do I get there?
WELL MR RIETTI, YOU'RE THE ARCHITECT, JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND DREAM
Like this?
I want you to fall into a deep slumber, deeper and deeper…
And sleep!
[Chorus: Rietti]
I'd like to welcome ya'll to, ABIE ISLAND
If you seek asylum beyond the horizon, ABIE ISLAND
I'd like to welcome ya'll to, ABIE ISLAND
When I wave my wand, wake up in, ABIE ISLAND
Welcome to Abie Island