Say Hi Tiger Unicorn
They will talk about you on the radio
They will write about you in magazines
And they'll dissect you for instructional videos
For you are what they need
They'll still tell you what you are wanting
And they will tell you just what you should be
But regardless of symmetrical groomings
When the full moon's out, when the full moon's out
You're a tiger, you're a unicorn
You're a tiger, you're a unicorn
We're silent, but for footsteps in grass
Folktales from far in the past
Things out of vogue will be vogue once again
And you'll have another fifteen minutes
In the meantime, you can just soak it in
Big smiles to the cameras and microphones
The hum of your invisible powers
When it's almost the perfect hour
You're a tiger, you're a unicorn
You're a tiger, you're a unicorn
You're a tiger, you're a unicorn
You're a tiger, you're a unicorn