Scalladosis Perfectly Preserved
[Verse 1]
Yeah, that thing has been deceased for so long
I know I screwed up, I am aware that it was wrong
What a lovely day to go and mess around
A team dug up the animal's body from the ground
So they got some ethanol to preserve it
It was very special, so I think it did deserve it
Fell through that ice, now he's froze, that little guy
But I knew he had a good life, I could see it in its eye
[Chorus]
I watched it go down through a frozen lake, it wasn't nice
When they pulled it out, it was perfectly prŠµserved in ice
EvŠµryone's counting on me to roll the dice
If I was told to do something crazy, I'd think twice
Perfectly preserved in ethanol
I got a place I can go and forget it all
Deep down, I know that they bet I'll fall
I wanna get away and be like, F it all
[Verse 2]
Skatin' down the hill at great speed
Come up by me, and I'll let you take the lead
It's preserved, it's been looking the same for many years
When I was told that, I could not believe my ears
Intense, I'm goin' crazy, bitch, this is insane
Yeah, we're feeling fly like an airplane
The thing's been dead for so long, still in great shape
And they're all standing there with their mouths agape
[Chorus]
I watched it go down through a frozen lake, it wasn't nice
When they pulled it out, it was perfectly preserved in ice
Everyone's counting on me to roll the dice
If I was told to do something crazy, I'd think twice
Perfectly preserved in ethanol
I got a place I can go and forget it all
Deep down, I know that they bet I'll fall
I wanna get away and be like, F it all
One more time!
I watched it go down through a frozen lake, it wasn't nice
When they pulled it out, it was perfectly preserved in ice
Everyone's counting on me to roll the dice
If I was told to do something crazy, I'd think twice
Perfectly preserved in ethanol
I got a place I can go and forget it all
Deep down, I know that they bet I'll fall
I wanna get away and be like, F it all