March Of The Midgets Lyrics

Screaming Monkey Boner March Of The Midgets

What's that in the distance, oh my gosh, oh my goodness, what
could it
possibly be?
It seems like the sound of a thousand midgets coming to town
to take revenge
upon me!

How could they have known, I found one outside my home and
now he is my
garden gnome?
I'm not a prejudice or racist, it's just when I see a midget,
I loose control!
(chorus)
I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them and
they hate me!
I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them,
yes indeed!
Break it down.