Screeching Weasel Celena
Celena looks at me and asks me if i know whats on tv
and now she wants to know what's wrong with me
and why I always have to be so me
Celena wants to know: why i never seem to want to go
to all the things her friends are going to
and why we never do what she wants to
And I can't wait, cause I can talk to her and
make her understand I'm not the boyfriend she made
herself believe I was
But Celena's brave and Celena says, yah Celena says
I broke her heart she's going to think about all
the time she wasted with me and with him
Celena says she's tired of spending so much of her
precious time watchin' me while I watch Benny Hill
And countin' every minute that I kill
Celena says she's young and deserves to have a little fun
but if that's what Celena really thinks
then I don't understand why she won't leave
I'm getting tired of seeing her drunken body lying
on the stairs- I've seen the pictures in the paper
You'll know why I'm here
But Celena's brave and Celena says, yah Celena says
I broke her heart, she's going home to see her mom
And to think of ways that'll make me miserable
Celena's telling me that my future doesn't look too promising
She sits there eating ice cream while she pouts
and wonders why I sleep out on the couch
Celena looks at me and tells me I'm not the guy I used to be
I smoke a cigarette and fall asleep
and she continues right on nagging me
I'm getting married at the chapel
She doesn't seem to care-
I've seen the pictures shown on TV-
You'll know why I'm here
But Celena's brave and Celena says, yah Celena says
I broke her heart
She's going home to her mom and to think of ways
to make me miserable...