Scrilla Vic Clueless
Can I have a smoke? Oh, alright. Thanks man.
Hey does it go puff, puff, pass or pass, puff, puff. I don’t know?
Oh, here you go, man. Oh, I’m supposed to light it? Oh, OK.
I was wondering why I wasn’t getting high. Hey uh. Anyone got a lighter?
You know the other day I was walking my cat and you know
And there was another cat so that made it two cats you know
So my cat hisses at the other cat. You know?
And I had to go chase my cat down cuz it went in the street down Harvest
Meadow Court in San Jose…
I’m like whatever’s clever
My feelings toward the subject already been severed
Constantly I groan like I’m in the ozone
Everything I say comes across as monotone
Either way it doesn’t matter to me
It could be dynasty or catastrophe
My muscles just atrophy. You could even laugh at me.
You could curse my family or any kind of blasphemy
I’mma just keep doing my thing
Which ain’t really much. You could call it anything
Do whatcha like and I’ll just exist
The fruits of my labor are just the pits. Shit.
Not like I make a difference.
I don’t even care about these words I’m indifferent.
Great me with a Hey! I’ll greet you with an Eh…
My life trailing off into dull existence.
I’m clueless. So clueless.
Any kind of brain activity is useless.
You just do whatever you do
I’mma hover here cuz I don’t have a clue
Staring at this screen, I’m not thinking
Life passes right before my eyes while I’m blinking
Don’t try winking at me. I’m clueless
Every person that I run across is saying Who’s This?
I thought you offed yourself years ago
HR says “You’re not on the payroll!”
From where the V is sitting, no one’s gonna miss me
My life has been a vacuum void of any history
All up in the club, I don’t even bother
Pop some champagne mein, I’ll have agua.
I could find a mate and end up a father
But I can barely keep my own head above water
When I say something, It makes you even dumber
When I went to school, I just thought about the summer
Meaning I’m missing everything substantial.
My pilot light is out so you can’t light my candle.
I’m clueless. So clueless.
Any kind of brain activity is useless.
You just do whatever you do
I’mma hover here cuz I don’t have a clue
I’m the epitome...of being pitiful
I could try something, but that would be really cool
Too much for me. That would take effort.
I’m a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah expert
I got a de-gree in monotony
Du-hh is my hobby
I wear dull clothes. I got dull shoes
Even at 2, I was like an old dude
And even that was an improvement
I was nicknamed slug for lack of body movement
Drag me around cuz I make a nice carpet or rug
I’m not even classified a bug
When I choose to talk I’m at a loss for….
Everyday’s highlight is when I drop a tird
I walk around with my tongue out - nose running
Drooling all over on my bulging tummy
I’m clueless. So clueless.
Any kind of brain activity is useless.
You just do whatever you do
I’mma hover here cuz I don’t have a clue
So I finally capture my cat. She was being a bad kitty.
I’m going to have to put her on a leash next time.
So next time you see me I’ll be walking my cat on a leash
I need to change her litter box soon, too.
Once I stop using it.