The Woman Song Lyrics

Sean Morey The Woman Song

I’m a woman, hear me roar…
if you don’t open my door


I can do anything that a man can do…
but I don’t want to


Oh, the female sex has a lot more class…
unless we’re lookin’ at a male stripper’s ass


I’m a 21st century gal…
but I can’t set my VCR


Well I am not your hooker…
but you’re still gonna pay


‘Cause sex is a special thing …
and a darn good weapon


Because my body belongs to me…
until I get dinner and a movie


I don’t sleep around…
until I do a credit check


And I have a mind of my own…
which I change every two seconds


And I’m not afraid to ask for directions…
’cause I can’t read a map


And I stand behind my man so…
I can nag him as much as I can


And I can fight in combat…
but I can’t kill a spider


And I never tell a lie…
but I will fake an orgasm


‘Cause I am the real McCoy…
except for my boobs and my face


And I get hot ‘n sweaty…
for the opening of a new shoe store….


And I am very proud of my age…
which is none of your freakin’ business