Shaun Gambowl Walsh & The Plagiarists Record Machine Dream
I feel like I'm stuck in my record machine,
Living some kind of indie dream,
Higher than the sun by Primal Scream,
Followed up by Oasis, D'yer know what I mean.
The needle hits the groove of She Bangs The Drums,
I hear James tell me it's when she's on top that she cums,
The Undertones are getting kicks all through the night,
By then Elton John's gonna be high as a kite.
Pete and Carl let me know I can't stand them now,
The Wonderstuff have built up their problems to the size of a cow,
Guy Garvey's telling me about one day like this,
Pink Floyd are filling the wall full of bricks.
Itch is hanging the landlord from the top of the stairs,
The Arctic Monkeys are having your favourite worst nightmares,
Tim Burgess is starting to think things over,
Blur want us to know that it's over.
Underworld have come into the world a bit slippy,
Ashcroft lets us know about the bittersweet symphony,
The Clash don't know if they're coming or going,
Dylan lets em know where the answers blowing.
The Seahorses sights impaired because of the sun,
But it sounds like Supergrass are having fun,
Someone's pulled the thread on Rivers' sweater,
D'Ream let him know things can only get better.
The Who wanna die before they get old,
The Black Rebels just wanna know what happened to Rock n' Roll,
The Manics are drinkin' in order to stay thin,
Kill your television is the advice from Ned's Atomic Dustbin.
When it's cool for cats it's cool for cats,
UB40 are in the kitchen chasing round rats,
Meat Loafs joined the rest of the bats,
Jamie T's telling his dearest to relax.
It's another sunny afternoon in the cloudy room,
Keith's smacking his bitch up with Ebeneezer Goode,
Lucy's in the sky with her parallel lines,
John's doing science on LSD at Shaun Ryder's tramazi party.
Yes I'm definitely halfway up the stairway to heaven,
When I'm listening to Yoshimi and on comes track eleven,
Any L.P at all by Rick and Shed Seven,
And you can just leave me alone in this Rock n' Roll heaven!