Shirley Bassey Razzle Dazzle
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it And the reaction will be passionate Give 'em the old hocus pocus Bead and feather 'em How can they see with sequins in their eyes? What if your hinges all are rusting? What if, in fact, you're just disgusting? Razzle dazzle 'em And they'll never catch wise Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle 'em Back in the days of old Methusulah Everyone loves the big bamboozulah Give 'em the old three ring circus Stun and stagger 'em When you're in trouble Go into your dance Though you are stiffer than a girder They let you get away with murder Razzle dazzle 'em And you got a romance Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em an act that's unassailable They'll wait a year till you're available Give 'em the old wobble bammy Daze and dizzy 'em Show 'em the first rate sorcere you are Long as you keep 'em way off balance How can they spot you got no talents? Razzle dazzle 'em Razzle dazzle 'em And they'll make you a star (transcribed by David)