Shit Present Melbourne
It's nothing like being across the world that brings out guilt in me
'Cause I'd rather be lying in bed all day, than staring at the sea
The sun rises so early and I know that you're busy
And there's loads to do outside but won't you just sit here and get high with me
I know by now you've noticed I'm so lazy
And I lose everything I've ever got but I hope that you can still like me
How you finding Melbourne, is it all you thought that it would be?
I don't know, leave me alone, I just keep answering politely
'Cause there's nothing I hate more than f..cking small talk
But I know its just the way it goes
Being the person no one knows
I probably couldn't know much less about photography
And the people in here dress like someone I know
It's never very warm to me
But I'm wide eyed at what you do 'cause it makes you so happy
And you take the endless compliments so unpretentiously
I've been giving you a time for being so soft
You keep opening the car door for me
And I've been telling you to f..ck off
How you finding Melbourne? How about that sun and the sea?
Yeah it's just great 'cause where I'm from it's always cold and rainy
Oh there's nothing I hate more than f..cking small talk
But I know it's just the way it goes, being far away from home