Shitkid Detention
[VERSE ONE]
Stole my teachers cigarettes
Found them in her purse
Went out during math class
To smoke them in the girls room
Trash can caught on fire
And I'm not a good liar
They caught me with the lighter
Tryna make the fire worse
[VERSE TWO]
One time in gym
Stacy was getting on my nerves
(ShitKid you're a f..ckin' nerd)
At least that's what I heard
So I hit her with a volleyball
Of course the teacher saw it all
But she's been such a know-it-all
[Chorus]
And that's why
I get detention
Yeah every other day
They say I never listen well
You say I'm going straight to hell
[VERSE THREE]
Didn't wanna study for our test in history
Bought a can of laxatives for Miss Norbury
She caught me in action
She even called my parents
And she said
'You know where this ends'
[Chorus]
And that's why
I get detention
Yeah every other day
Guess I get on their nerves huh
When I don't listen when they say
Yeah that's detention
For little Miss Behave
Well they know that
They will
Have to call the
F..ckin' police on me