Ski Mask Sacrifice Walkie-talkie
Too lazy to hold a phone to your ear,You want everything
about you to be heard. All you're blubbering, All you're
whining. Let's all listen in, as you demean your spouse.
Wait, why not type out a response on your phone, Then
send it to their phone, so they can type back. Sell your
lips on the black market, They're out of style and
useless. I'll gladly staple them shut.