Snapping Turtle Crew Never Seen A Kid From Storybrooke (feat. MC Holla Kallah & Kaisar Willem)
Hook:
I grew up in a small town
Don't mention it before we throw down
Because it gives me strength like you'll never know
Prepares me for all my foes
If you're not from here, you're worse than me
I don't like big cities, F you DC
Big shots think they know whats up
Never Seen a kid from Storybrooke(x9)
Verse 1:
I'm better than you
Geographically
Mathematically
Add up your area code its more than me
That means you ain't better than me
Like golf
I'm from the north like Rudolph
You scheming like Madoff
You ain't cool, you Adolf
He dead now, you will be too
After 856 get to you
856 our area code
We were born in humble abodes
Never had money
Weather always blowed
Still better than where you're from though
Our hometown was sick
We're always the first pick
Statistically above average
Really good at growing cabbage
Our climate hospitable
We grow cabbage so magical
Cruise skateboards so radical
You ain't seen nobody like us
Rap game strong ridiculous
We didn't get good education
School was poor
Shame of the nation
Spare time was mastication
Ate a lot of cabbage
Busting this like Adam Savage
(The myth was how much cabbage I could eat, it was busted)
[Hook]
Verse 2:
Out here fifty percent of the population
Lives in cities of human creation
Well that's messed up
We were never meant to live in these urban jungles
In these vicious civs
Small time life is the best around
Gives us the knowledge of how to put roots down
As in cabbage roots
Small scale local agriculture
The life blood of the modern culture
We all need food with some kind of loving
From some place other than the golden arches
My towns the best
F the rest
Small scale local agriculture
My towns the best
F the rest
Small Scale local agriculture
[Hook]