South Park I Can Change
[SADDAM HUSSEIN]
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just f..ck up. Try as I might
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it
I'll open up my heart and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again
Yes I can change, I can change
I know I've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me
But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I know it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!
[SATAN]
But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
[SADDAM]
Hey, Satan! Don't be such a twit
Mother Teresa won't have shit
On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!
[Instrumental break]
Hey, Satan!