Stoop Kids Scout Ya
[Verse 1]
F..ck what I've read about you
I wanna know what's real
Even if it's on Wikipedia
Wanna analyze like Shaquille
Then she hit me like, "What are your top three albums?" (Uh)
And I'm like, "Girl, I don't know how to narrow them
Down, it depends on my surroundings
Am I in the club or am I just loungin'?"
Guess I need that hi fidelity, yeah
A little mystique, call me Stan Lee
Like to get around like Flat Stanley
And it feels like you're down to lie flat with me
[Chorus]
So I wanna know about ya
I needa know the deal
Get the 'gram to scout ya
Try to get a feel
Don't wanna play without ya
No warmups on the field
Schefter to scout ya, girl
You're lookin' like a steal
[Verse 2]
A little bit of edge, give me 90 degrees
Without it there's no point just like 360
She a Tony Hawk spinning 900
Always got a new trick, never not redundant
And now her Super Saiyan level over 9,000
Call her a master, put in ya 10,000
Dash through my mind with a fast forty time
Got the whole team scouting to see what she likes
[Chorus]
So I wanna know about ya
I needa know the deal
Get the 'gram to scout ya
Try to get a feel
Don't wanna play without ya
No warmups on the field
Schefter to scout ya, girl
You're looking like a steal
[Verse 3]
You could be anyone, pick your best front now
Something to make her stay
She wanna move to text now
Level up past the app stage
And I knew from Bumblin'
I was screwed from stumbling
Again I know, she needs a play
We both a scout, I know she'll say
[Chorus]
I am about ya
Already know the deal
Been on the 'gram to scout ya
Know I got a feel
Don't wanna play without ya, no
Don't need to play the field
Schefter to scout ya
You're looking like a steal
[Skit]
INTERVIEWER: Adam, what can you tell us about this guy?
ADAM SCHEFTER: I spoke with some of the scouts who sat down with him, and the common remarks I heard was that he was slow to respond, had very little to say, and definitely had his periods of awkward silence. Fortunately for him, how he plays is looked at more than how he talks. I think the team got a good player even if he is lacking a little charisma
[Outro]
Just be like damn
Got me like damn
Got me like damn
Oooh
You got me on the 'gram
You got me on the 'gram
Got me like damn
Oooh damn