Str8 Like Dat Dial Tone
[Hook: Vandal]
I tell the pretty ones hit me up on the iPhone
And since I'm grimey the ugly ones get the dial tone
They get the dial tone, homie, they get the dial tone
They get the dial tone, the dial tone
[Interlude]
We're sorry, you're call cannot be completed as dialed
Please check the number and dial again
[Hook X2]
[Verse 1: Vandal]
I'm fly so I keep my phone in plane mode
Filling up my call log with these hoes, that's my main goal
Vandal you a a-hole, ah shit, there he goes
Hit Mike Jones up on the low 'cuz Mike Jones is "Wait, whoa"
Wrong flow, check my steez, Sidekick and the Blackberry
Droids and such, man I stack my cheese
Suck me up as I pat your weave, baby please
Press my buttons, phone sex giving me good loving
Slaughterhouse, baby I'm Joe Budden
Famous now so my phone is buzzing
Now they talking sideways, raise the bar like the crime rate
Keep my phone off on vibrate in case my mayne is beside me
Party, AT&T, baby can't keep her hands off me
Cricket, bruh, you ain't in my league
Upgrade a nigga to a new 3G
[Hook X2]
[Verse 2: Einstein]
Man all these girls keep calling but it doesn't really matter to me
'Cuz I got a couple actresses that be acting bad as sh-, how flattering
And yes my main girls be gradually getting mad at me
'Cuz when they call me acting crazy, hit 'em with a dead battery
I hit 'em with a dial tone, straight off of the iPhone
And if them iHoes creeping, then I hit 'em with an iGone
You are not in my zone, I'm flying in different time zones
Half of y'all don't even understand half of the stuff I'm on
Steady repping Chemist Clique, hating on me is irrelevant
You Mickey Mouses, I'm an elephant
Scheduling meetings with the president to count presidents
Just for the hell of it
Yeah my flow is hot as hell, but I'm heaven sent
[Hook X2]