Stu Bangas Carbon Fiber (feat. Apathy)
[Apathy]
I am the Silver Surfer, kill and murder every mortal breathin'
And I'm leavin' in a portal, teleportin' to a region
Unexplored, A Highlander; sharpenin' my sword
With the skeleton of my landlord stuffed in a floorboard
This is crazy, so many guns they called the A-Team
So I said, "Fuck these guns!" and got a laser beam
Now I melt flesh with the press of a button
I ain't stressin' nuttin' but cashin' all the checks that need cuttin'
This is creepier then WWII Nazi experiments
Labs makin' zombies that's fulla sloppy Americans
All terrible, you Hägar the Horrible
I'm a Spacehunter makin' quasars explorable
Huge missiles portable and everything's weightless
Helmets that switch faces, boots cover our traces
Bullets with magnetics hit your head with a thud
But the [?] splatter attracted to lead in your blood
So it contains the brains when them thangs go bang
I train like Liu Kang, listenin' to Wu-Tang
All these beats Stu bang, give you a black and blue brain
F..ck your boo thang, then hold a blue flame to butane
Burn it down, the neighbors never even heard a sound
Murder clowns, earth pounds, like giants walkin' around
Just a testament of how the realest represent
Excellence in sprayin' the competition with excrement